Sandwishnic (2015)

First, some background: Sandwish is an economical term that eliminates the need for a gratuitous word in a sentence like the following: I wish for a tuna salad sandwich. In employing this word, you can simply say: I sandwish for a tuna salad. Please see the dictionary for the definitive definition.

A sandwish is the only kind of wish a plus size fairy, a human being devoid of magic powers, can grant. So I hosted a sandwishnic (sandwish+picnic) in Central Park by Belvedere Castle for some of my friends. It was a chance to make all of their sandwishes come true.

Turtle Pond Central Park mapBelow are a couple dozen photos I’ve selected to share with you. Please feel free to also browse the Facebook album for photos from the sandwishnic.

A dream is a sandwish your tummy makes …

A dream is a sandwish your tummy makes
When you’re not asleep
In dreams you will lose your tummyaches
Whatever you sandwish for you eat

Have faith in your dreams and someday
Your deli will come smiling through
No matter how your tummy‘s growling
If you keep on believing
The dream that you sandwish will come true

(plus size fairy remix of Disney’s Cinderella)