plus size fairy

noun  |  \ˈpləs-ˈsīz-ˈferē\

1. a twenty- or thirty-something disillusioned with a reality that does not match the fairy tales she grew up on. too heavy to be a real fairy, she cannot fly and has no magical powers; this makes it a struggle for her to completely break free of the mindset, formed by societal expectations, of finding a significant other as the only happy ending.

2. a fairy that is magically obese

sandwish 

verb  |  \ˈsan(d)-ˌwish\

1. to want a sandwich

noun

1. a sandwich as an object of desire

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