plus size fairy 
noun | \ˈpləs-ˈsīz-ˈferē\
1. a twenty- or thirty-something disillusioned with a reality that does not match the fairy tales she grew up on. too heavy to be a real fairy, she cannot fly and has no magical powers; this makes it a struggle for her to completely break free of the mindset, formed by societal expectations, of finding a significant other as the only happy ending.
2. a fairy that is magically obese
sandwish 
verb | \ˈsan(d)-ˌwish\
1. to want a sandwich
noun
1. a sandwich as an object of desire
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